herspanic:

please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house 

(via hotboyproblems)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via diink)

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

(Source: wispygirl, via alonescence)

bigstupidbaby:

there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no

(via okusuck)